procrastination

"A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world."

Full story here: http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm


Okay, so it may or may not be an April Fool's thing, but before I realized that it was written on April 1, I was not 100% convinced that the guy was just some crazy.
What if he really was from the future? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!
Maybe the future WILL include Kit-Kats for everyone and resemble a communist chocolate hellhole, although I fail to understand how communism combined with chocolate could go so wrong as to be considered a hellhole.