Structure and Cosmetics

I want to be that girl with forearm tattoos, with unwashed hair and wearing mens tshirts.
That's the girl I want to be.

When attending weddings, I'm forced to look like this:


But really, inside I just want to look like this:

What do girls like this wear to weddings and semi-formal events anyways?

I mean, I can't really see my friends/family being super pleased to seeing me roll up with bed head in a cuffed pair of tuxedo pants, some scuffed up boots and a t-shirt with some holes in it....
It kind of ruins the wedding pictures, which might explain why there are so few photos floating around out there of A.Mosshart at Jamie and Kate's wedding.

Hmm...

(picture source: Emily Hope - Backyard Bill)