the hipster grifter

I don't know if any of you have read about this. (Probably not, because I am probably the only one out of all of you who spends an inordinate amount of time on the internet.)

This story blew up all over the blogs/internet last week (therefore making it old news now...)

BUT I am so irritated because this asian bitch has made it marginally harder for me to get laid by bearded indie hipsters from now on.



They all going to be all aware of cute asian girls, who want to "give them a handjob with their mouth" and think that we are all after their money and are going to pretend to have cancer and to be impregnated with their bearded hipster spawn.

SIGH.

As if getting guys wasn't hard enough.

I am never going to hear the end of the hipster grifter jokes.


GET INFORMED HERE:
http://www.observer.com/2009/style/hipster-grifter?page=0


Oh look, it's been less than a week and someone is already profiting from this:
http://www.zazzle.com/kari_ferrell_the_hipster_grifter_tshirt-235352967728702426

Make your own CD cover.

1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random”or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations"or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Second picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use Photoshop or similar to crop image into a square and add text.

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I was bored. These kind of suck, I've seen some really good ones where the image, title and band name fit together almost perfectly.

Looks like a folksy, Jenny Lewis-like artist/album.

Tbh, I'd probably buy this one. So ~indie~

I want to say that this would probably sound like Nickleback, but the album title is way too cryptic/intelligent for them/their demographic.

Maybe something along the lines of Late of the Pier/Russian Futurists/Shitdisco - weird, kind of electro nu-rave shit.

This one seems either Mars Volta/Godspeed you! Black Emperor -esque OR it could be a complete surprise and be a gospel-rock group trying to be relevant.

Would you buy any of these? but more importantly, DO I HAVE A FUTURE IN ALBUM DESIGN/COVER ART???

I want to see yours. but no one will probably do this, because "it's too much work"/YOU ARE ALL LAZY.

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RAFAY DID THEM!

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