No, your eyes do not deceive you.Those are high-heeled Crocs.
I cannot wait to see you wear them, teemed with your cut off denim skirt, lacy capri leggings, and spaghetti-strap tank top.
OH SO CLASSY.
Comfort AND style, ladies. Yes, you too can have it all.
And all for the very affordable price of $49.99.
If red is too racy for your tastes, these beauties also come in a sophisticated black.
Feeling sassy? Maybe the bronze, or the two toned silver/lavender.
Out for a night in the town? how about the "chocolate/cotto"? You'll be a magnet for all the guys once they see you in these. Every man is looking for a woman who tries to mix trash and style.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THESE EXIST. THIS IS LIKE TRYING TO MAKE TRAILER TRASH NOT TRASH BY TELLING THEM TO CLEAN THEMSELVES UP, AND AFTER 15 MINUTES THEY EMERGE WITH MORE LIPSTICK ON, WITH THEIR CLEANEST PAIR OF DENIM CUTOFFS, AND WITHOUT A CIGARETTE IN THEIR MOUTH, BUT ONE IN THEIR HAND AND THEIR NICEST LIGHTER IN THE OTHER.
IN FACT THEY'LL PROBABLY BE WEARING THESE SHOES.
2 comments:
at least the chocolate could pass for somewhat normal lol.
but omg fuckin crocs. will it never end????
These are vile. I don't respect anyone who wears Crocs when not in the garden...they are a rubber clog...a frickin' RUBBER CLOG.
'Hai ma, look it mah shoes, ifah git em dirtay, i can just rinz'em with the garden hoes'
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